I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time,
I quit my job cause it gets in the way ,
I find a party by the ocean, buy the cheapest wine,
tell all my friends to come and waste the day,
I got a dimebag,
cordoroys,
colored sleeves,
and a thimble with some LSD,
Now I'm just lookin' for a girl to meet to help me forget my name,
I could spend my lifetime gettin high,
never wanna live in suit and tie,
Most suckas are just livin a lie,
drunk gettin' fucked up every night,
I'm gettin' drunk all night,
I'm gettin' drunk all day,
I'm gettin' drunk all night,
I'm sorry but I have to say,
I'm too drunk to fuck.
Now the party was jumpin' and the girls were fine,
with the lipstick summer glaze,
I got so many women comin' after me,
I put some pussy on layaway,
I was smoked out,
tore up,
drunk as fuck,
and I wouldn't wanna change a thing,
Young and dumb and full of cum with a sugar loaded candy cane,
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high,
never wanna live in suit and tie,
Most suckas are just livin a lie,
drunk gettin' fucked up every night,
I'm gettin drunk all night,
I'm gettin drunk all day,
I'm gettin drunk all night,
I'm sorry but I have to say,
I'm too drunk to fuck.
I can't eat, can't sleep, and I'm bored as fuck,
and the girl I want just walked away,
She just found out I'm too drunk to fuck,
looks like I'm not gettin laid,
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high,
never wanna live in suit and tie,
Most suckas are just livin' a lie,
drunk gettin' fucked up every night,
I'm gettin drunk all night,
I'm gettin drunk all day,
I'm gettin drunk all night,
I'm sorry but I have to say,
I'm too drunk to fuck you!
- Buckcherry