Woke up on the kitchen floor,
Breath smells just like cow manure,
What I did last night I'm not sure,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I lost my wallet and my keys,
Picked up a girl but she had fleas,
Some guy named Bruce had me on my knees,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
We drink a bottle every day,
Sometimes two but that's okay,
Now I can't tall if I'm straight or gay,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I woke up in Jim Bain's van,
Don't know really where I am,
But I'm in bed with another man,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I got married yesterday,
Now I'll never be the same,
I only wish I knew her name,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
My mother in law is drinking up,
Says that she can't get enough,
Omigod, she's throwing up,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
Our drummer's on his own again,
By himself with no girlfriend,
Now his right hand is his best friend,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
Connecticut State Troopers are the best,
They do their job with zeal and zest,
I just wish I'd studied for the breathalyzer test,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
Kevin is a real dude,
Afternoons with attitude,
He loves to broadcast in the nude,
While drinking Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
The Windsor fire department has been found,
They just keep ordering round after round,
Man I hope that station don't burn down,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
With love lines you just can't go wrong,
Good advice yeah all night long,
About what to do with your scholng,
While drinking Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
Frank Chase well he wrote this song,
After drinking all night long,
If he heard my version I'd be gonged,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister!
- Frank Chase
