7 Jam

Everything gonna be all-right,
I went deep down into that river now,
I rose up.
And I felt that sun beat down upon this sinner's face,
And I went deep down in that water now,
I rose up.
I felt that sun beat down upon my face,
Everything gonna be all-right,

So then I smash up the palace like the son of Samson,
Hollerin' louder than all of Bedlam,
Take me to higher ground,
Then bury my body 6-feet down.

And I walked 40-miles out into that desert now,
Wailed and moaned,
Till a Lion, He called my name,
And He said that Old Ship of Zion is takin' way, way out,
Out into outer space.

And He said, everything gonna be all-right,

I climbed the highest of the heights,
Atop that mountain I watched the day turn into night,
Oh I tell you I was a wretched sight,
But I stood long and hard until the light,
Rubbing needles in my eyes, eating dirt,
I stood up, and everything was all-right.

- Clutch

Here Comes the Rain Again

Here comes the rain again,
Falling on my head like a memory,
Falling on my head like a new emotion,
I want to walk in the open wind,
I want to talk like lovers do,
I want to dive into your ocean,
Is it raining with you?

So baby talk to me,
Like lovers do,
Walk with me,
Like lovers do,
Talk to me,
Like lovers do...

Here comes the rain again,
Raining in my head like a tragedy,
Tearing me apart like a new emotion,
I want to breathe in the open wind,
I want to kiss like lovers do,
I want to dive into your ocean,
Is it raining with you?

So baby talk to me,
Like lovers do...

Here comes the rain again,
Falling on my head like a memory,
Falling on my head like a new emotion,
(here it comes again, here it comes again),
I want to walk in the open wind,
I want to talk like lovers do,
I want dive into your ocean,
Is it raining with you?

- Eurythmics

Too Drunk

I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time,
I quit my job cause it gets in the way ,
I find a party by the ocean, buy the cheapest wine,
tell all my friends to come and waste the day,

I got a dimebag,
cordoroys,
colored sleeves,
and a thimble with some LSD,
Now I'm just lookin' for a girl to meet to help me forget my name,

I could spend my lifetime gettin high,
never wanna live in suit and tie,
Most suckas are just livin a lie,
drunk gettin' fucked up every night,
I'm gettin' drunk all night,
I'm gettin' drunk all day,
I'm gettin' drunk all night,
I'm sorry but I have to say,
I'm too drunk to fuck.

Now the party was jumpin' and the girls were fine,
with the lipstick summer glaze,
I got so many women comin' after me,
I put some pussy on layaway,
I was smoked out,
tore up,
drunk as fuck,
and I wouldn't wanna change a thing,
Young and dumb and full of cum with a sugar loaded candy cane,

I could spend my lifetime gettin' high,
never wanna live in suit and tie,
Most suckas are just livin a lie,
drunk gettin' fucked up every night,
I'm gettin drunk all night,
I'm gettin drunk all day,
I'm gettin drunk all night,
I'm sorry but I have to say,
I'm too drunk to fuck.

I can't eat, can't sleep, and I'm bored as fuck,
and the girl I want just walked away,
She just found out I'm too drunk to fuck,
looks like I'm not gettin laid,
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high,
never wanna live in suit and tie,
Most suckas are just livin' a lie,
drunk gettin' fucked up every night,
I'm gettin drunk all night,
I'm gettin drunk all day,
I'm gettin drunk all night,
I'm sorry but I have to say,
I'm too drunk to fuck you!

- Buckcherry

The Jager Song

Woke up on the kitchen floor,
Breath smells just like cow manure,
What I did last night I'm not sure,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,

I lost my wallet and my keys,
Picked up a girl but she had fleas,
Some guy named Bruce had me on my knees,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,

We drink a bottle every day,
Sometimes two but that's okay,
Now I can't tall if I'm straight or gay,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,

I woke up in Jim Bain's van,
Don't know really where I am,
But I'm in bed with another man,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,

I got married yesterday,
Now I'll never be the same,
I only wish I knew her name,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,

My mother in law is drinking up,
Says that she can't get enough,
Omigod, she's throwing up,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,

Our drummer's on his own again,
By himself with no girlfriend,
Now his right hand is his best friend,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,

Connecticut State Troopers are the best,
They do their job with zeal and zest,
I just wish I'd studied for the breathalyzer test,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,

Kevin is a real dude,
Afternoons with attitude,
He loves to broadcast in the nude,
While drinking Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,

The Windsor fire department has been found,
They just keep ordering round after round,
Man I hope that station don't burn down,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,

With love lines you just can't go wrong,
Good advice yeah all night long,
About what to do with your scholng,
While drinking Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,

Frank Chase well he wrote this song,
After drinking all night long,
If he heard my version I'd be gonged,
Thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister,
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister!

- Frank Chase

Quote of the Day

There are three things, and three things only, that can lift the pain of mortality and ease the ravanges of life. These things are wine, women, and song.

- Neil Gaiman [Anansi Boys]

Quote of the Day

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.

- Animal Mother [Full Metal Jacket]

Quote of the Day

You want to make a game out of it, take 3 Tylenol PM and try to whack off 2 times before you fall asleep. Either way, you win.

- 40 Year Old Virgin

Quote of the Day

Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old Time is still a-flying,
And this same flower that smiles today,
Tomorrow will be dying.

- Robert Herrick

Quote of the Day

Useless details [are] only useless until you connect them all together. Everything is nothing by itself. [...] Everything is important. Every little detail. We just don't know why yet.

- Chuck Palahniuk [Diary]

Quote of the Day

What you don't understand you can make mean anything.

- Chuck Palahniuk [Diary]

Quote of the Day

If someone asks you if you're ticklish it doesn't matter what you say, they're going to touch you anyway and try to make you laugh. If you don't want to be touched, you have to say something like "I have diarrea, and yes, I'm ticklish."

- Dimitri Martin

Little Tiny Moustache

You're the love of my life but it cuts like a knife,
and I feel that I'm being misled ,
See I'm a little concerned for I've recently learned,
of the swastika tattoo on your head,

And it makes you smile when you hear "Sieg Heil",
You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard,
You do goose step salutes in your Doc Martin boots,
and you quoted "Mein Kampf" in our 5th anniversary card,

I think you're a nazi baby,
Are you a nazi?
You might be a nazi baby,

You keep extensive files on the Nuremberg trials,
and you watch them whenever they're airing,
I guess I should've known when you bought a new bone,
for your puppies named Goebbles and Goering,

You showed up late to our very first date,
I said "how are you" you said "white power",
Call me paranoid but I'm not overjoyed,
when you ask me if I want to shower,

I think you're a nazi,
Don't be lying baby,
Are you a nazi?
Are you anti-Zion maybe?

Your every dress is monagramed SS,
you hold an Aryan picnic and bash,
And it makes me irate when you say I look great,
when I wear a little tiny moustache,

Your social politics say that races don't mix,
and you call it pure blood pollution,
And whenever I'm sad, you say it's not so bad,
for every problem there's a "Final Solution",

I think you're a nazi,
Give me an answer baby,
Are you a nazi?
You drive a fucking panzer baby,

They say that love is blind so how could I have guessed,
but then again I met you at the Wagner Fest,

I know you're a nazi,
And that's why I'm leavin',
I know you're a nazi.

- Stephen Lynch

Quote of the Day

When man meets a force he can't destroy, he destroys himself.

- 30 Days of Night

My Favorite Things

Walking through the park with my favorite girl,
Thinking 'bout busting nuts like crazy squirrels,
Run across my boy, cooling hard by the liquor store,
He gives me a slap and then he calls himself a whore,
I mean the Mack Daddy, Grand Exaulted Papa Pooba, Super Hoe, Super Sperm,
Knocking boots with crazy women, call him Mister Firm,
Yeah, that's my boy, and he tells me a story about the girls that he had last night,
Two women, fly as can be,
Dancing in the club, and they walk up to B,
So he grabs one by the hair and to the other he quotes:
"Would you like some beer, or my tongue down your throat?"
I say "Hold up B., is this true, you ain't lying?"
He looks me straight, and says "If I'm lying, I'm dying."
So I give him respect and then slip him a five,
So he can buy me a 40 and then continue his jive,
40's in hand, down the block we keep walking,
Knowing this is the life, and these are some of my favorite things.

We hop on the train feeling sorta kinda happy,
Hide my hair under my hat 'cause growing dreads gets kinda nappy,
Gettiing funny looks from people 'cause we're dressed to step out,
Plus the beer in our system makes us shout, no doubt,
Get of the train at the club and we walk by the crowd,
'Cause I know this guy inside with crazy clout, anyhow,
I step to the DJ booth say "What Up?" to my man,
Tell him I wanna dance, could he throw on Rakim?
Down the ladder I go to hunt for my girl to dance,
My boy walks up to me with two beers in his hands,
Gives them both to me, and says "Beer's on the house,
Who do you know in here man?", I say "You know I got clout."
Find a girl give her a beer and start grinding up to her,
Smile nice at her, so she knows there's nothing to fear,
Tell her "I'll be back." 'cause I gotta pee,
The DJ slips on a new cut, whaddya know, it's me!
People grooving on the floor to my latest local single,
As I step into the bathroom I hear my funky dope jingle,
Back to the floor, bass makes my ears start to ring,
But I dance with a girl, knowing these are my favorite things.,

The club closes at two, one forty-five by my watch,
One last visit to the DJ to tell him that he's top-notch,
Find B. on a barstool kissing with this girl,
Put my hand on his back, and ask him where in the world
is he going tonight, and does he need a ride?
I got crazy cab fare, and I'm feeling kinda tired,
My boy looks at me funny and tells me "It's early,"
Asks me "Where are you going, and yo, where is your girl, G?"
I say "Oh snap, I left her on the dance floor!"
The DJ announces that he's going to play just one more,
So I groove to the stage to see where she is at,
She's still dancing to the beat, and I'm feeling like a mack,
So I step over to her and take her by the hand,
Say "Girl, let me take you to a far away land."
She laughs and says "Boy, stop being smooth."
But she doesn't let go at the end of the groove,
Calling it a night we retire for the evening,
She pulls me to her close and whispers "These are my favorite things."

- Spike Satori

Quote of the Day

Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it's all right. You are forgiven.

- Stewie [Family Guy]

Quote of the Day

It is easier for a man to destroy the light within him than to defeat the darkness surrounding him.

- Unknown

Quote of the Day

I've got an idea. An idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

- Peter Griffin [Family Guy]

Paul Revere

Now here's a little story, I got to tell,
About 3 bad brothers you know so well,
It started way back in history,
with Ad Rock, M.C.A., and me, Mike D.

Been had a little horsey called Paul Revere,
Just me and my horsie and a quart of beer,
Riding 'cross the land, kicking up sand,
Sherrif's posse's on my tail because I'm in demand.

One lonely Beastie I be,
All by myself without nobody,
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat,
The air is getting hot, my beer is getting flat,
Looking for a girl, I run into a guy,
His name was MCA he said "howdy", I said "hi".

He told a little story that sounded well rehearsed,
4 days on the run and that he's dying of thirst,
The brew was in my hand, and he was on my tip,
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a sip,
He said, "Can I get some?,"
I said, "You can't get none,"
Had a chance to run, he pulled out his shotgun,
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead,
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said:

"Now my name is MCA I got a license to kill,
I think you know what time it is it's time to get ill,
Now what do we have here? An outlaw and his beer?
I run this land, you understand, I make myself clear?"
We stepped into the wind, he had a gun I had a grin,
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin.

Now I got the gun, you got the brew,
You got two choices of what you can do,
It's not a tough decision as you can see,
I can blow you away or you can ride with me.

I said I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border,
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter,
I did it like this, I did it like that,
I did it with a whiffleball bat,
So I'm on the run, the cop's got my gun,
And right about now, it's time to have some fun,
The King Adrock, that is my name,
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne.

We rode for six hours then we hit the spot,
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot,
This dude was staring like he knows who we are,
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar,
M.C.A. said, "Yo, you know this kid?",
I said, "I didn't," but I know he did,
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny,
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky,
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!", and let two fly,
Hands went up and people hit the floor,
He wasted two kids that ran for the door,
"I'm Mike D. and I get respect,
your cash and your jewelry is what I expect."
M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace,
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face,
The piano player's out, the music stopped,
His boy had beef, and he got dropped,
Mike D. grabbed the money, M.C.A. snatched the gold,
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.

- Beastie Boys

Let it Die

Heart of gold but it lost its pride,
Beautiful veins and bloodshot eyes,
I've seen your face in another light,
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

Why'd you have to go and let it die?
Why'd you have to go and let it die?
In too deep and out of time.
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

A simple man and his blushing bride,
Intravenous, intertwined,
Hearts gone cold your hands were tied,
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

Why'd you have to go and let it die?
Why'd you have to go and let it die?
In too deep and out of time.
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

Do you ever think of me?
You're so considerate.
Do you ever think of me?
Oh, so considerate.

In too deep and lost in time
Why'd you have to go and let it die?
Beautiful veins and bloodshot eyes
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

Why'd you have to go and let it die?


- Foo Fighters

Quote of All Time

Life is just blah blah blah. You hope for blah. And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah and waiting for blah. And hoping you were right about the blahs you made. And then, just when you think you've got the whole blahed damn thing figured out and you're surrounded by the ones you blah, death shows up, and blah, blah, blah.

- Weeds [Showtime]