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Your dick got the HIV ,
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD,
My dick: bigger than a bridge,
Your dick look like a little kid's,
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Your shit look like you fourteen,
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Your dick suffer from stage fright,
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Your dick look like two fries,
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Your dick: half staff, it needs work,
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Your dick sits there with dunce cap,
My dick: V.I.P.,
Your shit needs I.D.,
My dick need no introduction,
Your dick don't even function,
My dick served a whole lunch-in,
Your dick: it look like a munchkin,
My dick: size of a pumpkin,
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin,
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My dick bench pressed 350,
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty,
My dick: pretty damn skimpy,
Your dick: hungry as a hippie,
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My dick: 'nuff said,
Your dick loves Fred.
- Mickey Avalon
