Quotes for 2009

"With no privacy, there is no dignity."

"He was always good with the ladies. Always good looking. Hell, he's been dead two days and he still looks better than me."

"I gotta pee. Wish me luck."

- EDTv

The Scorpion and the Frog

"A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, 'How do I know you won't sting me?' The scorpion says, 'Because if I do, we'll both drown and I will die too.'

The frog is satisfied with this logic, and they set out across the stream, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp 'Why?'

The scorpion replies: 'Its my nature...'"

- Unknown

Quote for a Saturday Night on the Streets

"Hey baby, I got 5 dollars says you'll blow me for 20 dollars!"

- Poon Dong (Crank 2, High Voltage)

Quote for Turkey Day

"Wine is good with cheese. Wine is good with dinner. Wine is good with dessert. I'm going to have more wine."

- Chris' Mom

Quote for Blood Splatter

Quinn: "You put two people in a room together long enough, and eventually they're going to fuck."

Debra: "That nice. Why don't you tattoo that on your big fat, fucking head."

- Dexter

Quote for a fateless world

"Virtue is a character concerned with choice."

- Aristotle

Nookie

"I came into this world as a reject,
Look into these eyes,
Then you'll see the size of these flames,
Dwellin on the past,
Its burnin' up my brain,
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain,

Hey I think about the day,
My girlie ran away with my pay,
When fellas came to play,
No she stuck with my homies that she fucked,
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat,
Hey, like a chump,

Should I be feelin' bad? No,
Should I be feelin good? No,
Its kinda sad that I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood,
You would think that I'd be movin' on,
But I'm a sucker like I said,
Fucked up in the head, NOT!!

Maybe she just made a mistake,
I should give her a break,
My heart will ache either way,
Hey, what the hell,
Watcha want me to say,
I wont lie, that I cant deny,

I did it all for the nookie,
The nookie,
So you can take that cookie,
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!

Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so long?
To figure it out? but I did it,
And I'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it,
I cant believe that I can be deceived,
By my so called girl, who in reality,
had a hidden agenda,
She put my tender heart in a blender,
And still I surrendered,
Hey, like a chump,

I did it all for the nookie,
The nookie,
So you can take that cookie,
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!

I'm only human,
Its so easy for your friends to give you their advice,
They tell you to let it go,
But its easier said then done,
I appreciate it,
I do, but just leave me alone,
Leave me alone,
Just leave me alone!!
Just leave me alone!!
Aint nothin' gonna change,
If you can go away,
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same,
Aint nothin' gonna change,
If you can go away,
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same,
Aint nothin' gonna change,
If you can go away,
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same,

I did it all for the nookie,
The nookie ,
So you can take that cookie,
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!"

- Limp Bizkit