Quote for Drunks

"Those people are existing on a plane between sobriety an stupidity."

- Brian

Quote for Her

(816): we didnt even have break up sex...
(1-816): you had it for us with someone else...

- Texts From Last Night

A Quote For Times Passed...

In the land of the lotus-eaters, time plays tricks on you. One day you are dreaming, the next your dream has become your reality. It was the best of times, if only someone had told me. Mistakes were made, hearts were broken, harsh lessons learned.

- Hank Moody [Californication]

A Quote for My Job

"The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it's the same problem you had last year."

- John Foster Dulles

Quote For Life

"'There must be some way out of here', said the Joker to the Thief. There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief."

- Jimi Hendrix / Bob Dylan

Quote For Charlie Sheen, By Charlie Sheen

“I am on a drug,” Sheen said. “It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

- Charlie Sheen

Quote for Life

 “Life is about minimizing regrets. You never know when someone’s going to slip into a coma and leave you regretting all the things you didn’t say…or get in writing from the company’s lawyers. You’re young, and still haven’t blown it completely, so don’t start now.”


- Jack Donaghy (30 Rock)