Quote for Men Too, Really

"When you boil it down, all babies really need are titties and diapers."

- Overheard in the Office

Quotes for 2009

"With no privacy, there is no dignity."

"He was always good with the ladies. Always good looking. Hell, he's been dead two days and he still looks better than me."

"I gotta pee. Wish me luck."

- EDTv

The Scorpion and the Frog

"A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, 'How do I know you won't sting me?' The scorpion says, 'Because if I do, we'll both drown and I will die too.'

The frog is satisfied with this logic, and they set out across the stream, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp 'Why?'

The scorpion replies: 'Its my nature...'"

- Unknown

Quote for a Saturday Night on the Streets

"Hey baby, I got 5 dollars says you'll blow me for 20 dollars!"

- Poon Dong (Crank 2, High Voltage)

Quote for Turkey Day

"Wine is good with cheese. Wine is good with dinner. Wine is good with dessert. I'm going to have more wine."

- Chris' Mom

Quote for Blood Splatter

Quinn: "You put two people in a room together long enough, and eventually they're going to fuck."

Debra: "That nice. Why don't you tattoo that on your big fat, fucking head."

- Dexter

Quote for a fateless world

"Virtue is a character concerned with choice."

- Aristotle