Quote for Life Advice

"As far as figuring life out your [sic] talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom." - Texts From Last Night (Mississippi)

Quote for One Woman in Particular

"Don't believe there's no good women until you've seen one with maggots in her eyes."

- Cy Tolliver (Deadwood)

Quote for Being Shaken, Not Stirred

"I have always smoked and drunk and loved too much. In fact I have lived not too long but too much."

- Ian Fleming

Quote for Temptation

"If I got rid of my demons, I’d lose my angels."

- Tennessee Williams

Quote for Therapy

"The world ain't what it seems. The minute you think you got it figured, you're wrong."

The Gunsmith (The Shooter)

Quote for Good Men

"It is always good men who do the most harm in the world."

- Henry Brooks Adam

Quote for Free Men

"Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves."

- Abraham Lincoln

Quote for Pain

"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. "

- Al Swearengen (Deadwood)

Quote for Better Days

"Inform your dealers and whores of my credit, and pour me a goddamned drink!"

- Ellsworth (Deadwood)

Quote for Mankind

"Some day science may have the existence of mankind in power, and the human race can commit suicide by blowing up the world."

- Henry Brooks Adams

Quote for Success, and Faith

"[Your] chief characteristic is the simple faith in success."

- General W.T. Sherman to General U.S. Grant

Quote for My Alter Ego

"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."

- Tyler Durden [Fight Club / Chuck Palahniuk]

Quote for Hindsight

“It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.”

- Henry David Thoreau

Quote for the Coroner

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

- Fight Club / Chuck Palahniuk

Quote for My Stuff

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."

- Tyler Durden [Fight Club / Chuck Palahniuk]

Quote for the Self Employed

“Peace of mind is not the absence of conflict from life, but the ability to cope with it.”

- Unknown

Quote for Half Glasses

“I am a pessimist because of intelligence, but an optimist because of will.”

- Antonio Gramsci

Quote for Braveheart

"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong."

- Bertrand Russell

Quote to Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

“Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.”

- Spencer Johnson

A Quote for Frustration

“It is better to take many small steps in the right direction than to make a great leap forward only to stumble backward.”

 - Old Chinese Proverb