Quote for Life Advice

"As far as figuring life out your [sic] talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom." - Texts From Last Night (Mississippi)

Quote for One Woman in Particular

"Don't believe there's no good women until you've seen one with maggots in her eyes."

- Cy Tolliver (Deadwood)

Quote for Being Shaken, Not Stirred

"I have always smoked and drunk and loved too much. In fact I have lived not too long but too much."

- Ian Fleming

Quote for Temptation

"If I got rid of my demons, I’d lose my angels."

- Tennessee Williams

Quote for Therapy

"The world ain't what it seems. The minute you think you got it figured, you're wrong."

The Gunsmith (The Shooter)

Quote for Good Men

"It is always good men who do the most harm in the world."

- Henry Brooks Adam

Quote for Free Men

"Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves."

- Abraham Lincoln

Quote for Pain

"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. "

- Al Swearengen (Deadwood)

Quote for Better Days

"Inform your dealers and whores of my credit, and pour me a goddamned drink!"

- Ellsworth (Deadwood)

Quote for Mankind

"Some day science may have the existence of mankind in power, and the human race can commit suicide by blowing up the world."

- Henry Brooks Adams

Quote for Success, and Faith

"[Your] chief characteristic is the simple faith in success."

- General W.T. Sherman to General U.S. Grant

Quote for My Alter Ego

"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."

- Tyler Durden [Fight Club / Chuck Palahniuk]

Quote for Hindsight

“It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.”

- Henry David Thoreau

Quote for the Coroner

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

- Fight Club / Chuck Palahniuk

Quote for My Stuff

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."

- Tyler Durden [Fight Club / Chuck Palahniuk]

Quote for the Self Employed

“Peace of mind is not the absence of conflict from life, but the ability to cope with it.”

- Unknown

Quote for Half Glasses

“I am a pessimist because of intelligence, but an optimist because of will.”

- Antonio Gramsci

Quote for Braveheart

"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong."

- Bertrand Russell

Quote to Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

“Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.”

- Spencer Johnson

A Quote for Frustration

“It is better to take many small steps in the right direction than to make a great leap forward only to stumble backward.”

 - Old Chinese Proverb

A Quote for Today

"The greatest mistake a man can make is to be afraid of making one."

- Elbert Hubbard

Quote for Determination

"To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."


- Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Quote for Trying Again and Again

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."

- Thomas Edison

Quote for Easter

"Only after disaster can we be resurrected."


- Tyler Durden [Fight Club / Chuck Palahniuk]

Quote for the Truth

 "Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the unthinking."

- John Maynard Keynes

Quote for Anarchy

"Jesus... is just a guy who cuts my lawn."

- Gemma, Sons of Anarchy

Quote for our Future Clients

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction."

- Albert Einstein

Quote for No Job

"Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since it is the proof and the result of your loyalty to the achievement of your values."


- Ayn Rand

Quote for Experience

"Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment."

- Rita Mae Brown

Quote for Elsa / Esle

"They say this isn't the time and place to wonder, just who am I..."

- El Kabonger

Quote for Arithmetic and Time

"What we we are is not what we manage to do
but rather
What we can dream
The rest is arithmetic
(or)
time"

- El Kabonger

Quote for Drunks

"Those people are existing on a plane between sobriety an stupidity."

- Brian

Quote for Her

(816): we didnt even have break up sex...
(1-816): you had it for us with someone else...

- Texts From Last Night

A Quote For Times Passed...

In the land of the lotus-eaters, time plays tricks on you. One day you are dreaming, the next your dream has become your reality. It was the best of times, if only someone had told me. Mistakes were made, hearts were broken, harsh lessons learned.

- Hank Moody [Californication]

A Quote for My Job

"The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it's the same problem you had last year."

- John Foster Dulles

Quote For Life

"'There must be some way out of here', said the Joker to the Thief. There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief."

- Jimi Hendrix / Bob Dylan

Quote For Charlie Sheen, By Charlie Sheen

“I am on a drug,” Sheen said. “It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

- Charlie Sheen