Quote for Life

 “Life is about minimizing regrets. You never know when someone’s going to slip into a coma and leave you regretting all the things you didn’t say…or get in writing from the company’s lawyers. You’re young, and still haven’t blown it completely, so don’t start now.”


- Jack Donaghy (30 Rock)

Quote for the Man

"Never trust a white man driving a black van, he's just saving all of his voodoo for you."

- Clutch

Quote for Brian

"It might just be the booze talking, but I want you to know I love booze."

- T-shirt

Quote for What to do this Weekend

"Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable."

 

- Sidney J. Harris

A Quote for the End

"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun - for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax - This won't hurt."

- Hunter S. Thompson's Suicide Note

Quote for Now

“With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now.”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote for the Duke Boys

"The South... isn't that where the black guys are all really lazy and the white guys are just as lazy but they're all mad at the black guys for being lazy?"

- Peter Griffen

Quote for Nature

"I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay."

- Bob Dylan

Quotes for Memories

"Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings."

- Arthur Rubinstein

"Security is an illusion. Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing at all."

- Helen Keller

Quote for a Hangover

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

- Oscar Wilde

Quote for a Missing Thunderstorm

"Scott, I seem to have wet my pants."

- Blades of Glory

Quote for a Thunderstorm

"IT'S NOT A FUCKIN' BOOK! IT'S A WEAPON. A weapon aimed right at the hearts and minds of the weak and the desperate. It will give us control of them. If we want to rule more than one small fuckin' town, we have to have it. People will come from all over, they'll do exactly what I tell 'em if the words are from the book. It's happened before and it'll happen again. All we need is that book."

- Book of Eli

Quote for Women

"A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth."

- Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)

Quote for Looking Back, and for Looking Ahead

"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."

- David Russell

Quote for Those Fuckers

"If you don't have a good enough argument for why I'm wrong, then I'm right."

- Anonymous

Quote for Tax Season

"Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars."

- Hobart Brown

Quote for alls the rest of yous

"The only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of committment."

- Marc Maron

Quote from the Magic Bus

"Happiness is not real unless shared."

- Christopher McCandless

Quotes for the Past, and for the Future

"Some people feel like they don't deserve love. They walk away quietly into empty spaces, trying to close the gaps of the past."

"It should not be denied that being footloose has always exhilarated us. It is associated in our minds with escape from history and oppression and law and irksome obligations. Absolute freedom. And the road has always led west."

"I will miss you too, but you are wrong if you think that the joy of life comes principally from the joy of human relationships. God's place is all around us, it is in everything and in anything we can experience. People just need to change the way they look at things."

"I'm supertramp. [looks at apple] ...and you're super apple!"

- Alexander Supertramp

Quote for Men Too, Really

"When you boil it down, all babies really need are titties and diapers."

- Overheard in the Office