Quotes for 2009

"With no privacy, there is no dignity."

"He was always good with the ladies. Always good looking. Hell, he's been dead two days and he still looks better than me."

"I gotta pee. Wish me luck."

- EDTv

The Scorpion and the Frog

"A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, 'How do I know you won't sting me?' The scorpion says, 'Because if I do, we'll both drown and I will die too.'

The frog is satisfied with this logic, and they set out across the stream, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp 'Why?'

The scorpion replies: 'Its my nature...'"

- Unknown

Quote for a Saturday Night on the Streets

"Hey baby, I got 5 dollars says you'll blow me for 20 dollars!"

- Poon Dong (Crank 2, High Voltage)

Quote for Turkey Day

"Wine is good with cheese. Wine is good with dinner. Wine is good with dessert. I'm going to have more wine."

- Chris' Mom

Quote for Blood Splatter

Quinn: "You put two people in a room together long enough, and eventually they're going to fuck."

Debra: "That nice. Why don't you tattoo that on your big fat, fucking head."

- Dexter

Quote for a fateless world

"Virtue is a character concerned with choice."

- Aristotle

Nookie

"I came into this world as a reject,
Look into these eyes,
Then you'll see the size of these flames,
Dwellin on the past,
Its burnin' up my brain,
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain,

Hey I think about the day,
My girlie ran away with my pay,
When fellas came to play,
No she stuck with my homies that she fucked,
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat,
Hey, like a chump,

Should I be feelin' bad? No,
Should I be feelin good? No,
Its kinda sad that I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood,
You would think that I'd be movin' on,
But I'm a sucker like I said,
Fucked up in the head, NOT!!

Maybe she just made a mistake,
I should give her a break,
My heart will ache either way,
Hey, what the hell,
Watcha want me to say,
I wont lie, that I cant deny,

I did it all for the nookie,
The nookie,
So you can take that cookie,
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!

Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so long?
To figure it out? but I did it,
And I'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it,
I cant believe that I can be deceived,
By my so called girl, who in reality,
had a hidden agenda,
She put my tender heart in a blender,
And still I surrendered,
Hey, like a chump,

I did it all for the nookie,
The nookie,
So you can take that cookie,
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!

I'm only human,
Its so easy for your friends to give you their advice,
They tell you to let it go,
But its easier said then done,
I appreciate it,
I do, but just leave me alone,
Leave me alone,
Just leave me alone!!
Just leave me alone!!
Aint nothin' gonna change,
If you can go away,
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same,
Aint nothin' gonna change,
If you can go away,
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same,
Aint nothin' gonna change,
If you can go away,
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same,

I did it all for the nookie,
The nookie ,
So you can take that cookie,
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!"

- Limp Bizkit

Quotes on a day where the leaves are too wet to rake

"What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too."

"You're that tree falling in the forest that nobody gives a rat's ass about."

"You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice.Every minute is a choice. Every time you don't throw yourself down the stairs, that's a choice. Every time you don't crash your car, you re-enlist."

"The bad news is we don’t have any control. The good news is you can’t make any mistakes."

"The joke is, we all have the same punchline."

"It doesn't matter if you do anything. If nobody notices, your life will add up to a big zero."

"The truth is you can be orphaned again and again and again."

"No matter how many luxuries you get, something will be missing. No matter how carefully you choose, you'll never be totally happy."

"Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that taking a bite of the apple was justified?"

- Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

Quotes to fuck with your mind

"Jim is my enemy, but it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is the enemy, so Jim is actually my enemy. But..."

- Dwigth Schrute

"The best way to destroy your enemy is to make him your friend."

- Abraham Lincoln

The Bleeding

I remember when all the games began,
Remember every little lie and every last goodbye,
Promises you broke, words you choked on,
and I never walked away,
it's still a mystery to me...

Well I'm so empty,
I'm better off without you,
and you're better off without me?
Well you're so unclean,
I'm better off without you,
and you're better off without me?

The lying, the bleeding, the screaming,
was tearing me apart,
The hatred (deceiving), the beatings,
it's over...

Paint the mirrors black to forget you,
I still picture your face and the way you used to taste,
Roses in a glass, dead and wilted,
To you this all was nothing,
Everything to you is nothing,

Well you're so filthy,
I'm better off without you,
and you're better off without me?
Well I'm so ugly,
You're better off without me?
I'm better off alone,

The lying, the bleeding, the screaming,
was tearing me apart,
The hatred, the beatings (disaster),
it's over...

As wicked as you are,
you're beautiful to me,
You're the darkest burning star,
you're my perfect disease...

The lying, the bleeding, the screaming,
was tearing me apart,
The hatred, the beatings,
it's over...

Disaster...

The lying, the bleeding, the screaming,
Was tearing me apart,
The hatred, the beatings,
it's over...

Disaster...

It's over now...

- 5 Finger Death Punch

Quote for the middle of October

"There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts."

- Voltaire

Quote on the Last Warm Day of the Year

"We only see two things in people: what we want to see, and what they want to show us."

- Dexter's Dead Dad

Quote on a Cold Night

"How do you feel?"

...

"FanTAStic."

- Dexter and Miguel

Quote on a Cold Morning

"The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman."

- Randy K. Milholland

Quote on a Down Day

"Successes only last until someone screws them up. Failures are forever."

- House, MD