Quote of the Day

Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, "Hey, at least I'm not pregnant. And I know good times are just around the corner.

- Daniel Tosh

Don't Let me be Misunderstood

Baby, do you understand me now,
Sometimes I feel a little mad,
But don't you know that no one alive
can always be an angel,
When things go wrong I seem to be bad,

But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good,
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

Baby, sometimes I'm so carefree,
With a joy that's hard to hide,
And sometimes it seems that all I have do is worry,
Then you're bound to see my other side,

But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good,
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.

If I seem edgy I want you to know,
That I never mean to take it out on you,
Life has it's problems and I get my share,
And that's one thing I never meant to do,
Because I love you.

Oh, Oh baby don't you know I'm human,
Have thoughts like any other one,
Sometimes I find myself long regretting,
Some foolish thing some little simple thing I've done,

But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good,
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.

- The Animals

Quote of the Day

Waiting was, he knew, a sin; moments were to be experienced; waiting was both a sin against the time still to come and the moments one was currently disregarding.

- Neil Gaiman [Neverwhere]

Quote of the Day

Before I discovered chick flicks, women only made me cry through my penis. Now they make me cry through my eyes.

- Peter Griffin

And now for a message from the National Pancake Institute...

"...and it reads 'Fuck waffles'".

"Life.....is a series of dogs."

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. "

- George Carlin

Rest in peace George. I just hope you're not stuck on the roof.

Quote of the Day

Sorry don't make it manilla.

- School for Scoundrels

Quote of the Day

It was a dream, and in dreams you have no choices: either there are no decisions to be made, or they were made for you long before the dream ever began.

- Neil Gaiman [American Gods]

Quote of the Day

Every hour wounds, the last one kills.

- Common folk saying

Quote of the Day

With the throttle screwed on there is no room at all for mistakes. It has to be done right... and that's when the strange music starts, when you stretch your luck so far that fear becomes exhilaration, and vibrates along your arms. The Edge. There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. The others - the living - are those who pushed their control as far as they felt they could handle it, and then pulled back, or slowed down, or did whatever they had to when the time came to choose between Now and Later. But the edge is still Out there. Or maybe it's In. It is a means to an end, to the place of definitions.

- Hunter S. Thompson

Wounded Bird

I'm way too tired to be lonely,
I spend my days as an only,
I want to be saved, but I just don't know,
Alone we've got nothing, or haven't you heard?
I guess we're just two wounded birds,

Now you're here and we're alone,
We still don't know what it takes,
We want to feel love,
We want, we want to feel it,
But we're just so scared,
Alone we've got nothing, or haven't you heard?
I guess we're just two wounded birds,

I get so high ,
You give me shelter I guess I'm alive,
I get so high,
You give me shelter to get through the night,
Alone we've got nothing, but haven't you heard?
I guess we're just two wounded birds,

I'm way too tired to be lonely,
You give me shelter to get through the night.


- Charles & Eddie

Quote of the Day

Love is when you like something as much as your motorcycle.

Sonny Barger, Hell's Angels

Quote of the Day

There's just something about riding. It's a sense of purpose. Every mile ridden is a mile closer to it. You know, the big it. Just keep burning pal. Keep on the gas and keep burning into the future. Burn into something new, something different, something better. When you feel that burn, like, really feel it. Inside. The hardest thing in the world is keeping your momentum. Not taking a breather. The future is scary. Change is usually not a good thing. We fear that which is different. Forget all these things. Keep your eyes on the road ahead. Anticipate the curves and chicanes between you and your destination. When you walk someplace, none of this matters. There is no momentum. The only road you see is that which is under your feet.

- Dave Lawrence (The Bartender Journals)

Back in Black

Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back,
Yes I'm let loose from the noose,
That's kept me hangin' about,
I been livin like a star 'cause it's gettin' me high,
Forget the hearse, 'cause I never die,
I got nine lives, cat's eyes ,
abusing every one of them and running wild.

'Cause I'm back! Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back! Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm baaack, baaack...
Well, I'm back in black,
Yes, I'm back in black!

Back in a band, I got Cadillac,
Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack,
Yes I'm in a band with a gang,
they gotta catch me if they want me to hang,
'Cause I'm back on the track and I'm beatin' the flack,
Nobody's gonna get me on another rap,
So look at me now, I'm just a makin' my pay,
Don't try to push your luck, just get outta my way.

'Cause I'm back! Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back! Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm baaack, baaack...
Well, I'm back in black,
Yes, I'm back in black!


- AC DC

Quote of the Day

The Menace is loose again [...] like Genghis Khan on an iron horse, a monster steed with a fiery anus, flat out through the eye of a beer can and straight up your daughter's leg with no quarter asked and none given.

- Hunter S. Thompson

Quote of the Day

I wait and I remember. Remember the time when responsibility was just a word I couldn't spell. When freedom was intangible. When I was just a boy fucking up my future. Not a man meddling with my present.

- Dave Lawrence (The Bartender Journals)

Quote of the Day

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

- Tom Robbins

Stand and Peel

Since I know how low to go,
I wont let it show,
Won't you touch me touch me, I won't let it go,
And now I stand, and I peel for more.
Won't you touch me touch me, I won't let it go.

Yes I've finally found a reason,
I don't need an excuse,
I've got this time on my hands,
You are the one to abuse.

Yes I've finally found a reason,
I don't need an excuse,
I've got this time on my hands,
You are the one to abuse.
One to abuse.

You're always talking back to me,
You won't let it be, won't you touch me touch me,
It never bothered you before,
Now I stand and I peel for more, won't you touch me touch me, I wont let it go.

Yes I've finally found a reason,
I don't need an excuse,
I've got this time on my hands,
You are the one to abuse.

Yes I've finally found a reason,
I don't need an excuse,
I've got this time on my hands,
You are the one to abuse.
One to abuse.


- Days of the New

Quote of the Day

If there is a coworker or a customer that brightens up your day, someone who you look forward to being around, cherish the moments. People move, people leave, and life is fleeting.

- Stephen Kittredge Cunningham

St. James Infirmary

I went down to St. James Infirmary
To see my baby there,
She was lyin' on a long white table,
So sweet, so cool, so fair.

I went down to old Joe's barroom,
On the corner by the square
They were serving the drinks as usual,
And the usual crowd was there.

On my left stood old Joe McKennedy,
And his eyes were bloodshot red;
He turned to the crowd around him,
These are the words he said:

Let her go, let her go, God bless her;
Wherever she may be
She may search the wide world over
And never find a better man than me

Now that's the end of my story
Let's have another round of booze
And if anyone should ask you just tell them
I've got the St. James Infirmary blues

- Irving Mills